VERSE 01 - MORE OR LES:
Reality warp bubble - that's what it is,
when you wanna’ forever behave just like a little kid.
Never take responsibility for all the shit you be talking.
How's it not often they bopping you in your wig
is beyond me. Ag Christie murder mystery.
Could be solving y'problems with logic, but missed a beat.
Thinking all of the alternatives offered by other jerks
are kinda’ worthless, ‘cause your cranial surface is concrete!

VERSE 01 - SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD:
Oh, I've heard of you! You're the one who does their own research
Unlike these simple sheeple who respond with a knee jerk
You gather data searching all the sources where we weren't
Evidence is better when delivered with a weak smirk
Unquenchable quest for your truth is ruthless and passionate
You're clairvoyant, drop a stat before people ask for it
Once I thought I caught a lie, but after fact-checking it
I was wrong, 'cause you were only playing devil's advocate

CHORUS:
You ignore reality. Fallacy is that you’ve earned
respect from peers. Appears only opinion you've heard
in your life is your own. Spit your own truth for
everybody. Everything's good if you hear those two words:
[ You're right. That's right! ] 7 x’s

VERSE 02 - LES:
All hail the know-it-all Oracle fountain of knowledge
that knows nothing, says only suckas go to college.
Yo, it's drama they want, along wit that last word
every time they're talking. But, lot of their facts lack worth!
Getting kinda awkward at social gatherings - blathering,
battering everything. Scattering chattering
peeps who had a thing known as "a point."
Let's make it a point to buck the
Master at everything but shutting the fuck up!

VERSE 02: SCHAFFER:
You'd rather fight than trust, rather be right than just
You'd rather hide your dirt by turning off the lights than dust
You'd rather copy/paste reply a hundred times than discuss
You ain't educating us for fun; you teach 'cause you must
You know the media is lying, and you don't believe in science
Pushing back against the facts that contradict you with defiance
In any room it's you, my dude, whose IQ is the highest
Which you've proven through the memes you choose to back up your own bias

CHORUS

VERSE 03 - LES:
Never have a real chat or relate to people,
‘cause in a world where you're the best, you profess no equal exists.
Didn't come to make friends? I guess they're evil,
and you can't learn shit from them. Big blunder - that's really a myth.
No one lives in a vacuum. But your ego won't have you
think that help is a value. You just have some big daps due
from everyone. Rarely, one has right on the first stab. You
have impossible standards. No magic - keep lying t'get past dudes.

VERSE 03 - SCHAFFER:
Please gift us with the vision we can't see with our plain brains
And save us from ourselves or we'll keep bleating the same claims
Show us all the masters we can be at the blame game
Fuck it, you should add a PhD to your page name
You've taught me how to deal with stubborn lesser opponents
Who won't quit and keep going even after I've spoken
And lack common sense, so the note I've picked up
Is last comment wins, you post until they give up

CHORUS